S.MAJURESHAN

JOKES.......

[01]Best breakup : 
Girl: I hate u get lost, I Don't wanna talk to you, This relationship is over-
Boy: what happnd?? I didn't look up with any girl, I love only you..!
Girl: Shut up, i don't wanna be with you, you didn't 'Like' my status on facebook ..!


[02]Advantage Of Not having LOVER...

1. Can Sleep Well.
2. Can Save Time 'n Money.
3. No Missed Call At Mid night.
4. No Worries about How I Look.
5. No Need to Activate Cheaper Call Rate Scheme. 6. No Need to Recharge Twice A Day.
7. Can Talk to All Boys 'n Girls.
8. The Most Important,You Can Forward this to All.!!
Proud To Be Single:-)

[03]Tragedies of boys' life,

1. Good girls are not looking good,
2. Good looking girls are not good girls,
3. Good looking & good girls are not single,
4. Good looking, good & single girls have strong brothers,
5. Good looking, good,single girls those who have no brothers, treat boys like as their brothers,
Ennaaa vaazhka da idhu!!!:(((


[04] Girls Are Selfish...
When I was a Cute Child,
Every girl Wanted to Kiss Me....... I allowed them.
Now I want to kiss many cute girls but they don't allow.
Moral:.......Girls Are Selfish.


[05]How a BOY with draws cash from ATM...?? 

1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out 
7. Drive away 

How a GIRL with draws cash from ATM :D
1. Park the car
2. CHECK MAKEUP
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. CHACK MAKEUP
15. Start the car
16. Then Stop the car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. CHECK MAKEUP 21. Start car
22. CHECK MAKEUP
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake. .
25. Drive on...!!!

Dumb girls ;-):-P:-D

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[06] Why student fails in exam???????

It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails,
Because the year has an 'ONLY 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.

5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30 days. Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days. Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days. Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days. Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

"How can a student pass??"

:D :D :D :p

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[07] Wife: You always carry my photo in

your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no
matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem
disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and
powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and
say to myself, "What other problem
can there be greater than this one ?"

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[08] Girl: what is the price of this blue dress?
Salesman: Rs 5000
Girl: Awww. . . !
.
.
.

Girl: and that pink one?
Salesman: madam "Awww + Awww"

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[09] Boy proposes a girl:
Boy :  I love u and,I want to marry u
Girl:Anna tamil'la solunga enaku english theriyadhu
Boy: onnum ila thangachi current epa varumnu ketan... :D

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[10]A Husband's Version :

My Wife Is Like "Terms & Conditions" Of A Website ,
↓
↓

I Never Understand What She Says But I Always Accept !! ;) :P

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[11] GOD : WHAT YOU WANT
BOY : A BEAUTIFUL GIRL.....
GOD : I HAVE 3 GIRLS MUSLIM SAHIRA, HINDU DEEPIKA , CHRISTIAN GENILIYA.
YOU TELL WHAT'S UR NAME
BOY : MOHAMEED NARAYANA PETER.
Nive.....
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[11]Boy: Boys Are Intelligent Then Girls!
Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: you Always Say Intelli_GENTS
But you Never Say Intelli_LADIES! :D :p ;)

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[12]Dad: Give me ur Mobile for a
Minute.
.
Son: Wait dad, Let me Switch
it on.
Gf Pic delete, Gals Numberlist

delete, Phone call Received
delete,
.
Delete,
.
Delete,
.
Delete,
Memory Card Format.. :D

Son: Here it is.

Dad: Thanx I Just want to see
the time.

Son- Daaaaaaaaaaaad :-( ;-(

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